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5/3/05 from Francie
Subject:
WISconsin not WESconsin
Growing up a 'Sconnie
The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place.
Your best shirt has a big letter G on it.
You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
FFA was the most popular club in high school.
You've seen a Hodag, or, at least you think that's what it
was.
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar
hopping between ceremony and the reception.
You know that there is no 'r' in Wausau.
You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your
3rd birthday.
You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving.
You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
You are a connoisseur of cheese curds, and find anyone
unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign.
You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce it
"Wes-con-sin".
You own at least one cheese head.
You immediately think of fishing when you hear the name
"Shakespeare."
You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.
You know that Kaukauna is NOT a Hawaiian Island.
You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you
don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
county fair.
You know that "combine" is a noun.
You know what a FIB is.
You know that a pastie is not an article of clothing.
You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue
on a steel post.
You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
You can tell the difference between "real Wisconsin
cheese" and "that Illinois stuff."
You know that creek rhymes with pick.
Your class took a field trip to a brewery. . in second grade.
Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin,
and Poland all in one afternoon.
A Friday night date is taking your girlfriend shining for
deer.
There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk
cows in the morning. ...phew!
You have driven your car on a lake.
You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and
"batree."
The Packers will always be better than the Vikings, no matter
what the standings are.
You know that De Pere is not a wooden structure extending into
"Da Lake."
You can leave your ice cream in the car while you go into
Fleet Farm, and it won't melt.
You always believed that vacation meant "going up
north."
You have more fishing poles than teeth.
At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the
hoky poky & the chicken dance.
You know what a bubbler is.
Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
The local gas station sells live bait.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant.
You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a
blizzard shutting down the entire east coast.
Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
know exactly what she means.
You include beer as one of the major food groups.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
You are a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels
were off your bike.
Your bank has the name of your town included in its name.
You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all
your Wisconsin friends.
12/26/03
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN ???
All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?
It took five minutes for the TV warm up?
Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school?
Nobody owned a purebred dog?
When a quarter was a decent allowance?
You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?
Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?
All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done
every day and wore high heels?
You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking,
all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading
stamps to boot?
Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box?
It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real
restaurant with your parents?
They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . ..and they did?
When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or
watch submarine races, and people went steady?
No one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in the car,
in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?
Lying on your back in the grass with your friends and saying things like,
"That cloud looks like a ..." and playing baseball with no adults to
help kids with the rules of the
game?
Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one
had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger?
And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once, you could slip back
in time and savor the slower pace, and share it with the children of today?
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that
awaited the student at home? Basically we were in fear for our lives, but it
wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and
grandparents were a much bigger threat! But we survived because their love was
greater than the threat.
Send this on to someone who can still remember Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys,
Laurel and Hardy, Howdy Dowdy and the Peanut Gallery, the Lone Ranger, The
Shadow Knows, Nellie Bell, Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk. As well as
summers filled with bike rides, baseball games, Hula Hoops, bowling and visits
to the pool, and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar. Didn't that feel good, just
to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that"? I am sharing this with
you today because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it on. To remember
what a double dog dare is, read on. And remember that the perfect age is
somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care.
How many of these do you remember?
Candy cigarettes
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda pop machines that
dispensed glass bottles
Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
Newsreels before the movie
P.F. Fliers
Telephone numbers with a word prefix....(Raymond 4-601).
Party lines
Peashooters
Howdy Dowdy
45 RPM records
Green Stamps
Hi-Fi's
Metal ice cubes trays with levers
Mimeograph paper
Beanie and Cecil
Roller-skate keys
Cork pop guns
Drive ins
Studebakers
Washtub wringers
The Fuller Brush Man
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
Tinkertoys
Erector Sets
The Fort Apache Play Set
Lincoln Logs
15 cent McDonald hamburgers
5 cent packs of baseball cards with that hard, brittle pink slab of bubble gum
Penny candy
25 cent a gallon gasoline
Jiffy Pop popcorn
Do you remember a time when...
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"?
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do Over!"?
Telephones had dials...and you may have been on a party line..
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest?
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening?
It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"?
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties"?
Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot?
A foot of snow was a dream come true?
Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action figures?
"Oly-oly-in-free" made perfect sense?
Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles?
The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team? And probably you
were sent to play right filed or second base?
War was a card game?
Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle?
Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin?
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!
Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown-up" life
. . .I double-dog-dare-ya!
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Do you remember?
A friend was cleaning out his grandmother's house and he brought me an old
Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of
holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea.
She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew
it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to
"sprinkle"
clothes with because we didn't have steam irons.
How Many Do You Remember??
Head lights' dimmer switches on the floor
Ignition switches on the dashboard
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall
Real ice boxes [Ask your Mom about that]
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
Older Than Dirt Quiz
Count the ones that you remember- not the ones you were told about!
Ratings at the bottom.
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5. Coffee shops with table side jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (COlony 26)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. HI-FIs
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age, ....
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!
Don't forget to pass this along,
Especially to all your really OLD friends!
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